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Artist: Tomoko Ikeda
Title: Pensive Traveler
Owner: moi

I'm a total fan of her work. I even made it to one of her Exhibitions in Ginza, Tokyo—I was the only dude who didn't speak Japanese (well, I speak some, but not enough). Check out her website. 


In 2009, she published a beautiful photographic book of her doll art collection, Scenery of Time.

DEBTOR NATION

National Debt 1960-2011

MY NEW BOOK....

How I lost my moorings in Tokyo. Read Chapters 1 & 2.

@Ronnie_Baker: Genuinely funny, entertaining & well written. Highly recommended.

@lothisoft: Great read, got very sad towards the end but what a fantastic finish. Are you writing a sequel?

Buy it at Amazon.com

 

 

Chapter 1 ♦ AIRMAIL FROM AFTERLIFE

1976

One rainy summer day, I packed my backpack and went to America. I was seventeen. I knew what I was doing: I was escaping from the debacle at home. And I was looking for something. For what exactly, I didn’t know, but I’d go look for it in America. There, the heat burned in my nostrils. Lawns were brown. Cars were big and air-conditioned. Girls went gaga over my accent. Guys thought I was cool. And I fell in love with it all.
          Three years later, I was paying my way through college in Texas when the notion of home, distant and convoluted as it had become, blew up with gratuitous violence. A Boeing had crashed into a mountain in Turkey, killing all 155 people aboard. I heard about it on the radio. But I didn’t connect the dots.
          A few days later, I found a message from the operator in my campus PO Box. Telegram, call Western Union, it said. I called from one of the pay phones. My heart was pounding in my temples, and I had trouble hearing the lady on the other end.
          “I’d read it to you,” she said. “But it’s in German. I think you better come by and get it.”
          “I’m fixing to go to work. Can’t you try to read it to me?”
          “Oh dear.”
          “Is it long?”
          “Two lines.”
          “Can you spell it?”
          “Well, I guess I could. Are you ready?”
          I pulled out a notepad and pen. “Ready,” I said, though I knew that I wasn’t ready, that I’d never be ready for whatever she was about to spell.
          “E-L-T-E-R-N new word,” she said, “A-M new word M-O-N-T-A-G new word M-I-T new word F-L-U-G-Z-E-U-G new word I-N new word D-E-R new word T-U-R-K-E-I—”
          “Stop! Please.” I couldn’t write anymore. Parents on Monday with plane in Turkey.... German sentences, even in abbreviated telegram style, had the main verb at the end, but I didn’t want to hear the main verb, didn’t want to hear it spelled out letter by torturous letter. “Thank you. That’s enough.”
          I’d escaped the debacle at home and had gone as far away as possible. But this wasn’t what I’d had in mind. I stood there in a daze, brain deadlocked, numb, clutching the receiver, drowning in abysmal emotions.
          Then I went to work. It was just a part-time job, but now I needed the money more than ever. Afterward, I drove to the Western Union office and picked up the yellow slip of paper with twelve lines of all-caps alphanumeric gibberish and two lines of readable text. It was from my sister, sent from the town where she was staying with friends. But it didn’t include their phone number. And my brother was on vacation somewhere. So there was no way to reach him either.

Next....

TESTOSTERONE PIT, the novel

Wolf Richter

Chapter 1    Circle Jerk

It was Saturday, the biggest day of the week, and everyone was working bell to bell, over forty salesmen, though Ferronickel didn’t know exactly how many he had because some hadn’t shown up and might have started selling cars some other place, and because he’d hired a bunch of new guys an hour ago.

“It’s a beautiful day,” he sang in a basso profundo voice as he marched across the showroom in his asymmetric gait. He was the general sales manager at the Ford Superstore. His Tabasco Sauce tie was loosened, his collar unbuttoned. His gut that hung over his belt strained his shirt. He had puffy eyes and was full of mean energy, ready to explode, ready to force things to happen. He blew out the door, came to a halt on the porch that surrounded the showroom on three sides, and lit a cigarette.

Al Millikin, one of his four sales managers and perhaps the best closer in town, was watching Mad Boxer work a customer on the truck lot. Potential deal.

“Why can’t he bring that guy inside and write him up?” Ferronickel said.

“He ought to tell him we got free pussy on the showroom,” Millikin said.

“Don’t give me any ideas for our next live remote.”

“Come to think of it, that would be a hell of a lot more effective than the classical rock-and-roll shit we’ve been doing.”

“For our male customers.”

“We could alternate. Free pussy one day, free Godiva chocolates the next. We’d have both ends of the spectrum covered.”

“You’re a fucking Einstein, Millikin.”

Reginald Pierce, another sales manager, a big guy with a shortish Afro, was jumpy and his eyes darted about. He fretted about Whacker Packer, Hackman Jones, JoAnn Delouche, and several other salesmen who’d formed a dope ring by the plate-glass window. If left alone, they’d make up rumors, complain about dealership coffee, and infect each other with morale problems. He singled out a young guy.

“Freddie T, are you going to participate in a circle jerk?” he growled. They called him Freddie T because of his unpronounceable Greek last name. “Or are you going to sell something?”

It startled them; they’d forgotten all about selling. And they drifted apart.

Lou Massago gesticulated on the phone in one of the closing booths. He wore a white button-down shirt, a red and blue tie, slacks, and ostrich-skin boots. A scar curved upward from the right corner of his mouth, giving him a lopsided grin even when he was serious. His eyes were set close together and peered out from under his bushy eyebrows with ferocious intensity. But he had a soft voice when he wanted to, and now he wanted to because he was talking to a customer about a 15-passenger van that had come out of the rental fleet. There were ten of them. They were scratched and dented and had too many miles on them, and they were overpriced, and no one could sell them, but he was king of sales, and if he could sell them, it would prove he could sell anything.

He hated working the phone. He needed his customers in front of him, needed to stare into the whites of their eyes. But no one had sold any of those vans yet, and to prove he was king of sales and could sell anything, he’d decided to sell them all. Besides, the Saturday rush hadn’t begun yet, and calling old customers was more productive than standing around waiting for something to happen.

Next....

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Sunday
Nov132011

Germany Sees Greece's ‘Worst-Worst-Case-Szenario’

 

Judging from the stream of rumors and energetic denials, German bureaucrats, experts, and politicians are furiously working on dozens of projects that all deal with the debt crisis, and they go off in as many directions.

Reports surfaced today that Chancellor Angela Merkel wants to accelerate amending the Lisbon Treaty so that debt-sinner countries that can't get their budgets in order would be dealt with more harshly—through imposition of additional sanctions (just how they’d pay for these sanctions when they’re already having trouble funding their deficits hasn’t been addressed, apparently).

The Lisbon Treaty is a chef d’œuvre of the 27 members of the European Union. Negotiations started in 2001 to establish the European Constitution, which flopped in 2005 when French and Dutch voters said non and neen. A watered-down compromise treaty was worked out that everyone could agree on. But in 2008, Irish voters didn’t agree on it. Then the financial crisis hit. The Irish got scared, and when the referendum was re-run, voters changed their mind. The treaty became effective December 1, 2009, after eight years of struggle. And now, according to Reuters, Merkel wants to rush very unpopular sanctions through the system: amendments on the table by next spring and ratification by all 27 members at the end of 2012.

Another report surfaced in the Spiegel. Experts at the Ministry of Finance are working on scenarios that incorporate Greece's exit from the Eurozone. The idea that not long ago was part of the official Denkverbot (prohibition to think) became official language at the G-20 after Giorgios Papandreou, prime minister of Greece, had fired his referendum bazooka into the air. And now it has transmogrified into actual scenarios.

The underlying assumption is that Greece will not implement the agreed-upon budgetary measures and economic restructuring. Such a failure would entail Greece’s exit from the Eurozone. And when that happens, the experts envision a range of scenarios, according to the Spiegel, from rather benign to, well, rough.

It starts with the basis scenario. Greece reinstitutes the drachma. After some initial chaos, the removal of the weakest country of the Eurozone might strengthen the Eurozone over time. While other countries, like Italy and Spain, would still have difficulties, they would be better able to manage their problems if the source of uncertainty is removed. Spain and Italy aren’t bankrupt, the experts claim, unlike Greece.

And further down the line is the "Worst-Case-Szenario." (That's actual German I'm quoting. The quantity of English in everyday German never fails to astonish me though it can be helpful ... unless it’s not helpful, like the noun handy, which isn't a sexual act but a cell phone.) Italy and Spain would be targeted by global financial markets after Greece's exit. Their yields would rise and their financing costs would reach unsustainable levels. The EFSF, a JELL-O-like structure, would be forced to fund these two countries—but it would have to have lots of firepower, which is increasingly in doubt.

And then there is—I’m quoting again in German—the "Worst-Worst-Case-Szenario." The drachma would be dramatically devalued, which would make Greek exports more competitive and would help tourism. Germans with little money and lots of time off could go for cheap but long and gorgeous vacations.

But Greece's debt is in euros and will have to be serviced and paid back in euros, impossible with a devalued drachma. Hard currency would dry up. International capital markets would close their doors to Greece. Greek banks and companies, whose debt is in euros, would go bankrupt. Massive layoffs would follow. Consumption would collapse. And in the process, it would take down smaller countries, such as Cyprus, that are heavily exposed to Greek sovereign, corporate, and bank debt (Another Eurozone Country Bites The Dust).

Thankfully, according to the Spiegel’s government sources, the "Worst-Worst-Case-Szenario" is not the most likely.

Meanwhile, Greek teachers are lamenting their new reality. They’ve long been ridiculed in Germany for their cush jobs with long vacations, short work days, high salaries, early retirement, and lots of benefits and privileges that have been doled out by various governments as part of their vote-buying binges funded by a seemingly endless stream of borrowed euros.

But now, the cuts are here, and they're real. Salaries got cut by over 20%. Christmas bonuses got cut by 50% (wait a minute, Christmas bonuses?). But prices are about average for the Eurozone, and after tax increases, the purchasing power got slammed. Which raises the question for how much longer the population is willing to go along with these measures—and if there isn’t, as the Germans would say, a Worst-Worst-Worst-Case-Szenario waiting to play out.

When Papandreou fired his bazooka.... Greece's Extortion Racket Jumps To The Next Level.

Reader Comments (3)

Thanks for keeping us up to date Wolf. I thought the Germans would be talking about a Würst case szemario;>
November 13, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterblankfiend
Wurst Case Szenario ... That's hilarious. I should have thought about it.
November 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterWolf
If Germany established a DM currency, and made international transactions free from fees, by subsidizing currency exchange with revenue neutral fees on domestic transactions, voila the advantages of the Euro with none of the problems...
November 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKeating Willcox

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